—- Original A Blonde’s Year in Review.
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in printer !!!
March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
box said “2-4 years!”
April – Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!
May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of
water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June – Tried to go water skiing..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September – The capital of California is “C”…isn’t it???
October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December – Couldn’t call 911 …. “duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button
on the stupid phone!!!
3. mj. je najaci :smt021 :smt044
